My morning routine

Good morning!  I don't sleep much.  Somehow, my body has just adapted to it, but what I do like to do in the morning, is get up, don my robe and slippers until I'm too warm to wear them, make coffee and go online.  I like strong coffee.  Now, I'm a faithful coffee drinker, but what I don't like is flavored coffee such as Hazelnut, raspberry, maplenut,.....how about bullshit!  Do they have bullshit flavor?!  That's what I'll do!  I'm gonna start a coffee shop and have a bunch of gag flavors.  I'll be behind the register ready to place their order and when they look up, they'll cock their heads slightly to the left , wrinkle their brows, and say, "Does that say what I think it says?"  To which I'll proudly reply, "Yep."  Or better yet, I'll have obscure names, but they'll be the best coffee anyone's ever tasted.  So, they'll be in a constant state of flux.  "I don't like bullshit, but I like Troggie's bullshit."  To make a long story short, they'll end up completely ravamping their outlook on life because of me.  I would also wanna hear people say, "This is the best bullshit I've ever tasted!"  Or, "This is some good shit."  Or, "I love bullshit!"  Which will be good 'cuz we seem to be having alot of it floating around, and that's not a figure of speech.  Despite loathing flavored coffee, I DO enjoy flavor IN my coffee like a cafe mocha which is like a cappucino but with steamed chocolate milk instead of white.  Speaking of white, one of my favorite quotes ( I have ALOT of favs) is, "...Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken."  He was a politician and orator, meaning a great public speaker.  He was also an author of a very famous book, coveted and abided by millions of people around the world.  He was a vegetarian who abstained from ever wearing any kind of cologne or body fragrance and despised smokers and smoking.  He dated his own niece and, in the privacy of his own home, enjoyed films with Jewish comedians.  He was a great man and one of the most famous people .....ever.  Give up?  The author of, "...Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken." was none other than....(pausing for dramatic effect....) Adolf Hitler.  Yes, I said a great man.  Terrible, don't get me wrong.  Only the highest pedestals in the pantheon of Hell are reserved for sinners of his caliber, but he was nonetheless great.  ...I wonder if he drank coffee.